Check your children's homework~

Dear Mrs. Jones (teacher),

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week
before the blizzard hit. I told
her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the
back room, and that several
people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me
dancing around a pole. It's
supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she
turns it in.

在别处看到的，笑死了